"Happy Mother's Day" Means More

"Happy Mother's Day" means moreThan have a happy day.Within those words lie lots of thingsWe never get to say.
It means I love you first of all,Then thanks for all you do.It means you mean a lot to me,And that I honor you.
But most of all, I guess it meansThat I am thinking ofYour happiness on this, your day,With pleasure and with love.

Boy and Dog Praying

Dancing Baby

Funny Baby Dance Video

Mother's Day Trivia

Believe It or Not Records

Youngest Mother

The youngest mother whose history who is authenticated is Lina Medina, who delivered a 6 1/2 pound boy by cesarean section in Lima, Peru in 1939, at an age 5 years and 7 months. The child raised as her brotherand only discovered that Lina was his mother when he was 10.

Oldest Mother

On April 3 2003, Satyabhama Mahapatra, a 65 year old retired school teacher in India, became the worlds oldest mother when she gave birth to a baby boy. Satyabhama and her nusband had been married for 50 years, but this their first child. The baby was conceived through aritificial insemination using eggs frtom the woman's 26 year old niece, Veenarani Mahapatra , and the sperm of Veenarani's husband.

The Game of Love

How do you play the game of love? Do you love the chase more than the sweetie you snag at the end? Or do you prefer to build relationships out of friendships? Whichever way you play, there's bound to be a style that suits your romantic tendencies.

According to the theorist John Lee, there are six different styles of loving. Find out which category you fit into--and what it means.

Take the quiz now to see what's your style. Follow the link below and when you reach the page at bottom click quiz me.

http://www.gurl.com/play/quizzes/pages/0,,706505,00.html

5 Minutes to 12

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."
Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how oldshe is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."

A Funny Picture for The Day ;)

A funny picture to put a smile on your face for the day.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Here comes the funny pictures now ;)

Technological Doctor

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.

"His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.

"The guy figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise andvarious lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.It will be better in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in thisample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises,flashedlights, and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.Y
our daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant....twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

And.... if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better!

Graduation Time

Once again graduation time is here again. We all will move on to another stage in our life. Here are some quotes to keep in mind as we continue our journey to strive to be successful man and woman.

"If you wait to do everything until you are sure it is right, you'll probably not do much of anything" Life is about taking risk to achieve what you want, if you live on the safe side nothing will get accomplish. Nothing is being handed to you in life you have to fight for what you want and make things happen. Its up to you, its all in your hands. :)

IQ Test

Have you ever hear people talking about their IQ and so forth? Some say the test is easy some say not, some say it lies some say it is true which to believe? Hmm well i took it for my self to get the feeling of taking the test and guess what the test was.... lol can't tell you once more you got to check it out yourself follow the link...... and feel free to voice your opinion of what you think about it ;) you might want to try the practice test first before moving to the real thing.

http://www.iqtest.com/practicetest.html

Personality Quiz

Everyone has different personalities but is it written in the cards as some say? i wonder the same so i took this quiz to see if it is right, cant tell you if it is though got to check it out for yourself, follow the link.... and feel free to tell me what the results are. Have fun ;)

http://www.gurl.com/play/quizzes/pages/0,,700698,00.html

Quote

The Inspirational Quote of the day is

"When you are kind to others,
it not only changes you,
it changes the world.

Remember lend a helping hand to others and it wil teach others to do the same

Friendship Poem

A FRIEND LIKE YOU by: Natasha

Everyone should havea friend like you
You are so much fun to be with
And you are such a good person
You crack me up with laughter
And touch my heart with your kindness
You have a wonderful ability
To know when to offer advice
And when to sit in quiet support
Time after time
You've come to my rescue
And brightend so many
Of my routine days
And time after time
I've realized how fortunate
I am that my life includes you
I really do believe that
Everybody should have a friend like you
But so far it looks like
You are one of a kind!

New Movie

‘Death at a Funeral’ Star Chris Rock on Death, Comedy and Keeping It Real

Renowned for his stand-up, Chris Rock has had a mixed track record on the silver screen, making healthy hits, a few bombs and some interesting, unexpected choices. As the producer and star of "Death at a Funeral," the new remake of the 2007 Frank Oz comedy, he's clearly hoping to have a hit. He's even more clear about how, when the time came, he had to step aside to let director Neil LaBute take the reins. "Once you hire a director you trust, you take off your producer hat," Rock said. "I always say if you want to be a good producer, the secret to being a good producer is to hire your boss. So when I hired Neil, I hired my boss. And it made my job a lot easier."

And for all the door-slamming comedic action, blackmail and hallucinating guests of "Death at a Funeral," it is, ultimately, about death, a down-but-real note Rock knew he had to respect. "It's about the passing of a father," he said. "And you have to believe it. You know what I mean? You have to believe that this is a family. You have to believe that this guy died. You have to believe the relationship with me and my wife [Regina Hall] -- you have to believe these things. And if you believe these things, everything will be so much funnier."

And Rock finally notes how paying a husband, a son, a brother is different (and, to him, better) than a situation-driven plot in which he's running for office or shooting at someone. "I hope to do more movies like this, that are more character-driven; I think the audience laughs harder, to tell you the truth, when it's not like these big set pieces that obviously wouldn't be there otherwise, the kind of things that only happen in movies," he says. "I know in my stand-up, it works because it's like life. And I think if I continue to make movies that are like life, I'll have a decent movie career.

Ricky Martin: I am a Fortunate Homosexual

Entertainment Tonight, March 29, 2010
Related: News, Ricky Martin
In a candid blog posted on his Web site, singer Ricky Martin comes out, revealing that he is gay.

Ricky spoke about his fears, writing: "Many people told me: 'Ricky it's not important,’ 'it's not worth it,’ 'all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse,’ 'many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.' Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions."

The "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer continues, "These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed."